Here are some ideas that I picked up from various sources from the depths of internet to IRC
Achievement Name - Award* - Requirements for unlocking.
*RLAP is not a valid currency in any non-imaginary countries.
Life in General
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That's Life - 50 - Escape from a situation in which another person has died.
Officially Unemployed - 1,000 - Pick a hobby that can make you money.
The Dare - 800 - Ask someone out.
Only Award Worth Getting - 100,000 - Get laid.
The Only Way Out - 0 - Kill Yourself.
Sex
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Master of your Domain - 150 - Masturbate 10,000 times before you turn 30.
Will Ferrell - 400 - Go 40 years without having sex.
Cold Turkey - 10 - Go a whole day without piccolo dick.
Iron Will - 100 - Go one week without fapping.
Wanker - 5 - Masturbate 10 times in a week.
Masturbateour - 10 - Masturbate 25 times in a week.
Fapping Legend - 15 - Masturbate 50 times in a week.
Hand of God - 25 - Masturbate 100 times in a week.
Forum
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One for the records - 25 - Have a thread you made archived.
Successful Troll Award - 10 - Successfully troll another user.
Still Alive - 15 - Make a thread that survives for a year and is still active.
Point of view - 20 - Get another user to agree with your argument against them.
Games
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Calm like a Bear - 100 - Engage in a conversation about video games without raging.
Uncompletionist - 25 - Play 20 or more games at least 3/4ths of the way through and
never finish them.
Always Don't Have Done - 50 - Play 100 or more games at least 3/4ths of the way through and
never finish them.
Hardcore-Casual Gamer - 100 - Play over 150 games AND never finish any game you've played.
I'm a Seoul Man - 100 - Beat a korean in Starcraft.
Gamer Girl - 100 - Meet a girl gamer that isn't a dumbass.
Grrrl Gamer - 20 - Post an image of yourself timestamped with the current date. Oh and be female.
The Drill - 25 - Same as "Grrrl Gamer", just with nudity.
Feel free to continue to add more achievements and calculate how much RLAPs you've got. Just remember that same awards don't stack.
I for one have got... 100,340
